Birthdays, Bad Jokes, And Older Women

Hey guys, Dimeswag here. Welcome back. Welcome back to my pathetic laughable life. So there has been and will be some birthdays. five to be exact, three of my friends, my sister and then... "Hers" being part of them... It was today actually. And I realized that she is older than me. Only by three months. Is that bad? Is it good? I still dony understand. If she is younger does that make me a pedophile? If she is older does that make me a pervert? NO! whenever I mention her its always like... "Ohhh so you want to have #@$ with her?" "you want her to give you a &%# dance?" I swear its not like that? NOTHING like that. She isn't that sexual appealing. She doesn't have Big boobs, big #@$, and all the like. I am not sick like that... She is cute and pretty. Not a slut. I really get angry when people suggest that. Its not funny, amusing, whatever the hell you want to call it, just stop, you know who you are. Ok so back to her birthday. I am not going to twpp how old she is (obviously) but she is only three months the older than me. Compared to my old drama teacher which was 9 years 7months 23 days older than her husband, which is stretching it a little in my opinion. He was six feet... She was barely 4. Just like "her" which I think is cute. (in case you haven't noticed "her" is my crush) I like nice hair and small height. That's what sells it for me. It still occurs to me that i haven't said happy birthday to her personally. Actually i don't even think she would have remembered after ten minutes. Switching topics on a happier note. At the end of the day we all sat in the room and talked to the teacher (all being me my two friends and "her") we started cracking CLEAN jokes mainly her. I even remember all of them. One went like this... "what do you call a person who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor", "how does an octopus go to war? Armed", and how many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh? Ten-tickles" I thought it was cute. I made a joke like... "the past, present, and futer walk into a bar... It was tense" the teacher found mine more amusing than hers but watching "her crack up at her own jokes... It was funny, and cute :3 and she was rambling on about alot of different things like fried chicken and other random stuff. It was her birthday, I don't blame her for letting loose. Everything she does is cute <3
-Love Dimeswag (No Homo)