Hello. So today in the shower I was thinking and that led me to post this discussion. So recently I have come up with the ODDEST theory and probably one of the most inconspicuous way to tell if someone is "interested." Hence the title.
So at school I've noticed I'm one of the touchiest people you will ever meet. (By touchiest I mean I couldn't care less about who you were I will physically burst your personal space bubble whether you like it or not.) Of course even though I don't particularly care about physical contact with another person, I recognize most do so I avoid touching people un necessarily, I set boundaries. Even though I "check myself" people tend to know I am a touchy person.
Through this I have developed one of the most hidden form of reading someone's bias towards a certain person. (Does she like me...?)
This is done through physical contact.
This is also where the middle school life kicks into the blog.
The theory states that if someone is interested in being "with you." They tend to mind physical contact a lot less.
How this can be tested is questionably unreasonable, but the accuracy this test provides is interesting. If you think you understand what I mean you can stop reading here, but don't dismiss this simply because it sounds foolish.
First we need to understand a few things.
Warning, this tends to fail for the female gender tester and produces less accurate "results."
You must create a social bias towards you if you really wish to test this theory. First you must have your surrounding peers or a select group of peers begin to think you are a very playful-mellow kind of person regardless of your previous social standing. In other words you could be the kind of person that could hug somebody's arm who may or may not be a complete stranger and get away with it without a second thought. So the surrounding group could think "oh he's just being a typical (insert-name)" and just laugh it off. You also need 2 people with similar personalities, one of which must be the one you have a crush on. Chances are, if they have similar personalities they will be in or associates with the same clique. If they are you're in luck, it makes the next step easier. You have to somewhat befriend that clique, and you have to set your bias straight with them indirectly.
After you've established these foundations the next few steps are to be done, using careful consideration to assume when it is most appropriate to enact the next. With the person that you don't crush on, the similar personality one, you have to begin messing with them physically whether it be poking them repeatedly or rubbing your shoulder against them or even "petting" them. Keep doing this until their body language begins to suggest they are beginning to withdraw / question why you keep doing so. Keep note on their reactions to what you do and how long it takes to piss them off (not literally). Do this to the person you crush later and then observe how they react.
The way they react will should be fairly similar to your first test subjects but it should not be exactly the same. If it is, game over, you've pisser her off and you know she isn't interested. But good signs to look and hope for are things like poking you back, playing along and matching your playfulness. If they do so then you may proceed to the next step, repetitiveness.
We all know when something goes on over and over like maybe an alarm it begins to annoy you, like when someone keeps reminding you to do chores or something like that. We are going to apply the same reasoning to this experiment. This is where it might start to get awkward. You have to play this "game" for a while. You have to repeatedly continue to physically do something like poke her until you think its gotten annoying to her, not when she says it has or shown it, but once you know she should be annoyed by this point. This is the part where you find your answer. If she surpasses your tolerance point she might be interested, if she reacts like the first person you tried this on it usually means she's not that interested, but she is a playful person to be around. Use logical reasons before drawing conclusions
The reasoning behind this is that while secretly testing if someone is interested, in their mind they are just assuming you are just acting normal but in reality you are putting on a disguise to gather inside information. Obviously if someone is more interested in you than others they will tend to tolerate more physical annoyance and since that is a very odd way to approach someone, the last thing they'd expect is you learning about them and how they think with every motion.
After reading that.
We should all know. That this is a theory created on the spot and of course you're listening to a middle schooler. Its common knowledge that there is no need for this social science nonsense to find if your dream girl wants your hand to the dance. So to you guys, just talk to her, become her friend, and if she really thinks she wants something more, there will be, something more. Besides, if you never try you can never succeed, so go win her heart. Don't try to manipulate her.
Its been another Mushroom moment.
Mushroom, out~
-Andrew
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