I am too slow

Hey guys, Dimeswag here. I am a slow thinker. I am not going to lie, I really am slower than a sloth with Alzheimers. It takes me 30 minutes to finish four math problems. I often find myself often in a haze staring off into the distant. I am constaintly distracted in some way, shape, or form. I never get any work done on time. When I took my test for gifted even the results said I was slow. I had a slow reaction time between my brain giving me ideas and my mouth potraying them out. I am smart as heck don't get me wrong but I always  depict myself as a lesser of the group. The only think I have that a minority of us has is common sense. Sometimes I think to myself "Why are you!?!?... Never mind"  I tend to ignore stupid mistakes unless it involves me. I was also gifted in gue way that I talk to others. The way I explain ideas and concepts. I am not gifted in social talking to people at all. When I talk go someone the conversation lasts no more than a few seconds and it's usually a question. For example. When I talk to "her" I always have nothing to say, no ideas on how to carry on the conversation. The only reason holding me back is that I am not able to have a conversation with her because I always lack a topic to talk about. I never know what to say to a girl like that. Anyways, I am not only mental slow, I was beat to the punch. I think. This girl (again) hangs around two guys I noticed (they hang around her I should say) and one of them is friendly.with her, like the pokey petting type of friendly but more rough. She always turned him away but in a polite way but inside I know she doesn't like him. But then there is this other guy... Football player. He gets a even closer. He sits right beside her, like squished together when there is plenty of room. The worst part (for me) is that it doesn't bother her as much as the first guy. If anything she embraces it. They walk and talk together. It bugs me. This is where the little green mister kicks in. I never get any satisfaction from her, not even a "thank you" or a replied "morning" when I say good morning. Like I don't exist. Never says my name. Never mentions me. Nothing. But lately she has been talking to me... Not much but it's because I perpously.pit myself around her hoping I find something to talk about but it never does because I am just too slow.
Love - Dimeswag (No Homo)

The "Interested" Theory.

Hello. So today in the shower I was thinking and that led me to post this discussion. So recently I have come up with the ODDEST theory and probably one of the most inconspicuous way to tell if someone is "interested." Hence the title.

So at school I've noticed I'm one of the touchiest people you will ever meet. (By touchiest I mean I couldn't care less about who you were I will physically burst your personal space bubble whether you like it or not.) Of course even though I don't particularly care about physical contact with another person, I recognize most do so I avoid touching people un necessarily, I set boundaries. Even though I "check myself" people tend to know I am a touchy person.

Through this I have developed one of the most hidden form of reading someone's bias towards a certain person. (Does she like me...?)

This is done through physical contact.
This is also where the middle school life kicks into the blog.

The theory states that if someone is interested in being "with you." They tend to mind physical contact a lot less.

How this can be tested is questionably unreasonable, but the accuracy this test provides is interesting. If you think you understand what I mean you can stop reading here, but don't dismiss this simply because it sounds foolish.

First we need to understand a few things.

Warning, this tends to fail for the female gender tester and produces less accurate "results."

You must create a social bias towards you if you really wish to test this theory. First you must have your surrounding peers or a select group of peers begin to think you are a very playful-mellow kind of person regardless of your previous social standing. In other words you could be the kind of person that could hug somebody's arm who may or may not be a complete stranger and get away with it without a second thought. So the surrounding group could think "oh he's just being a typical (insert-name)" and just laugh it off. You also need 2 people with similar personalities, one of which must be the one you have a crush on. Chances are, if they have similar personalities they will be in or associates with the same clique. If they are you're in luck, it makes the next step easier. You have to somewhat befriend that clique, and you have to set your bias straight with them indirectly.

After you've established these foundations the next few steps are to be done, using careful consideration to assume when it is most appropriate to enact the next. With the person that you don't crush on, the similar personality one, you have to begin messing with them physically whether it be poking them repeatedly or rubbing your shoulder against them or even "petting" them. Keep doing this until their body language begins to suggest they are beginning to withdraw / question why you keep doing so. Keep note on their reactions to what you do and how long it takes to piss them off (not literally). Do this to the person you crush later and then observe how they react.

The way they react will should be fairly similar to your first test subjects but it should not be exactly the same. If it is, game over, you've pisser her off and you know she isn't interested. But good signs to look and hope for are things like poking you back, playing along and matching your playfulness. If they do so then you may proceed to the next step, repetitiveness.

We all know when something goes on over and over like maybe an alarm it begins to annoy you, like when someone keeps reminding you to do chores or something like that. We are going to apply the same reasoning to this experiment. This is where it might start to get awkward. You have to play this "game" for a while. You have to repeatedly continue to physically do something like poke her until you think its gotten annoying to her, not when she says it has or shown it, but once you know she should be annoyed by this point. This is the part where you find your answer. If she surpasses your tolerance point she might be interested, if she reacts like the first person you tried this on it usually means she's not that interested, but she is a playful person to be around. Use logical reasons before drawing conclusions

The reasoning behind this is that while secretly testing if someone is interested, in their mind they are just assuming you are just acting normal but in reality you are putting on a disguise to gather inside information. Obviously if someone is more interested in you than others they will tend to tolerate more physical annoyance and since that is a very odd way to approach someone, the last thing they'd expect is you learning about them and how they think with every motion.

After reading that.

We should all know. That this is a theory created on the spot and of course you're listening to a middle schooler. Its common knowledge that there is no need for this social science nonsense to find if your dream girl wants your hand to the dance. So to you guys, just talk to her, become her friend, and if she really thinks she wants something more, there will be, something more. Besides, if you never try you can never succeed, so go win her heart. Don't try to manipulate her.

Its been another Mushroom moment.
Mushroom, out~

          -Andrew

Flirting?

Hey guys, Dimeswag here. Flirting? I don't get it. Someone please help me. I was told by a friend of mine that if I wanted something I need to flirt with it. Like a girl, a cheese burger, or maybe even a car. But I don't know how to. I never know anything to say to girls (especially this one). When it comes to this one i just say "hi" ya'know, that's it. I want to talk more  and have a vonversation with her, but I never know the right thing to say. I don't even know what flirting is. All I know is that guys or girls just shower compliments on the other person. Saying anything from your hair looks nice today, nice (idk) shoes?, or DAYUM gurl U got some nasty *** *******. I see more of the nasty *** *****. So whenever I hear the word flirting think it's rude. I say you have nice hair today or nice shoes to my friends not someone I like... Well maybe, I give compliments to be friendly not to hook up with them. I dont understand the concept. I feel if i say you have nice hair to her then it will be awkward because in her head i am sure she is thinking (that was random). In my opinion i feel it's not a necessity to flirt. Maybe to compliment but not flirt. I want to give her some space instead of being all over her with compliments like I am desperate. Please clear up the concept of flirting for me and post in the comments what you think flirting is.
- Love Dimeswag (No Homo)

Did you miss me?

Hey guys, Dimeswag here. First off lets me apologize about my lack of posts the past few weeks. I was sick for the past two weeks with a bad cough, although I did still go to school I tried to contain my coughs. It was bad. I felt like the annoying kid in the back of class who is constantly sniffing and coughing and you want to tell them to shut the hell up but you know you still feel bad for them. All I was trying to do was maintain my perfect Attendance. So I am sure your probably thinking "what about that girl you always talk about huh?" honestly... I really think you guys could care less but I am going to talk about her anyways. Today was the first day in a long time i actually talked to her for more than 5 seconds. The best part was that she got my attention. I was clueless to who she was talking to until my friend (the guy who told her at the beginning) said "hey, your future girlfriend is calling you". I swear that he is the dumbest person ever. but I then turned around noticing who was calling me... :) she asked me what high school I was going to and when I replied with an answer she dissimilar to her's she began to sadden. Not too bad, just enough to know she was at least a "tad" disappointed. It made me happy to hear her talking directed to me. Her soft voice followed by her (once again) cute crooked smile. But before and after... My friend was blowing up balloons and making the loudest, most obnoxious squeaking noise ever. It didn't bother me too much knowing that he was naturally stupid and doesn't know what to do with himself (I am only kidding) but I did notice it was bothering "her". I got so pissed at him. I didn't want her to be annoyed, especially by one of my friends. So in turn, I took the balloon and ripped it in in half. I warned him. She is really cute when she is mad though :3 I was upset because I noticed in 5th period, math she came in the classroom with a sad look on her face and tears in her eyes. From my understanding she went to the bathroom to cry instead of just in the classroom which is respected. I have seen so many girls (and guys) cry in class and its unattractive. *A tip for the girls out there; don't cry in class, cry somewhere else and guys (hopefully the one you like) will be worried about you and will want to talk to you. will that is the best way i can describe the situation, if you have any better ways of explaining it or more tips feel free to post in the comments. Anyways that's it for me.
-Love Dimeswag (No Homo)